The Fall Of Howard - I Will Push The Motherfucker

Are Kevin Sorbo and Naomi Robson the same person? Boredomistan reports, you decide.

But enough plugs. Today's blog is about a threat to my livelihood.

As you know, this blog has annual revenue well in the tens, but that could once again be threatened, thanks to those fat cats in Canberra.

JOHN Howard is going to spend $189 million on "cleaning up the Internet" for Australian families, blocking pornography, upgrading the search for chatroom sex predators and cutting off terror sites. Every Australian family will be provided with a free internet filter and the federal Government will enter an unprecedented partnership with service providers to filter pornography at the source.

As I alluded to earlier with my clever combination of the words 'once' and 'again' (an IsCool exclusive), this isn't the first time a politician has proposed this. Nor is it the first time I've blogged about it. A certain Kim Beazley once had the same idea, and we all know what happened to him:

Kim Beazley fat joke courtesy of Wil Anderson

As I mentioned earlier, if this goes ahead, chances are my blog is going to be blocked to a few thousand families. There's pictures of boobs, references to cocks, vaginas, side boobs and far too many references to underage girls from Neighbours. Without the crucial 6-18 demographic, my blog will collapse.

So Howard, you want to shut me down? Well, take a look at this:

please don't send me e-mail

I bought a Kevin Rudd T-Shirt for $7. And I'm going to wear it... to....the shops. And stuff. And maybe the gym. So suck it.


Yeah.


Time's up, old man.