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You know, after the Fall of The Latham, nothing any political leader has said since has really fired me up. Sure, when John Howard claims not to know anything about anything much at all so he doesn't get done for lying, I get a little miffed. When Tony Abbott starts sounding more like The Pope (not the dead Pope, he can't speak because he is in hell for being a Catholic) and less like the Health Minister, my eyebrows twitch. And when Peter Costello proves he had a vagina surgically implanted everytime he 'refuses to rule out' a challenge to Howard, I get a little confused. But nobody has really said anything that's perked my interest.

Until this:

Beazley announces plan to block Internet porn

The Federal Opposition has outlined a plan to block Internet pornography reaching home computers.

Opposition Leader Kim Beazley says a Labor government would introduce laws requiring Internet service providers to offer a "clean feed" without pornographic and violent sites.

From ABC News

YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH

As a good and proper journalist, I should declare my vested interest in this matter, having published erotic digital photographs of Lou from Neighbours without his consent for the last three years. But come on Kimbo. Aside from the fact your idea is technologically impossible, it restricts basic freedoms for the sake of a few votes from the conservative, religious wanks who'll probably now just preference you #4 instead of #5, behind Family First, The Liberals, the Christian Democrats and the Bomb The Towelheads party.

I'm the Juggernaut bitch

It's not the Government's job to act as a parent for those people too useless to do the job themselves. If your kid is looking up porn, buy a filter. If he gets around the filter, he's obviously intelligent so buy him some KY and enrol him in an IT course. Forcing people to call up their internet provider and say 'Hey, I'd like to get the porno version of the internet, I'm really into midgets' just so poor little Jimmy doesn't see boobies before he hits 14 is ridiculous.

If we're going to legislate parenting, why don't we make McDonalds illegal so we don't produce another generation of fat little pricks who go on to become leaders of the ALP and release stupid policy that costs us our porn?