I had about five vagina jokes lined up, but I just used one

I don't often post about NSW State Politics, mainly because it bores me, and I'm the kind of guy who reads sites like these, so it must be bad. It's also very, very depressing. On one hand, you have Morris Iemma and the Labor Government, which have fucked over every single thing in the state.

And I'm not joking. They have physically penetrated every single thing in NSW. Well, Milton Orkopolous took care of the kids, but Iemma and Co did the rest.

But then, opposing them you have Peter Debnam and his Opposition, hand-picked by members of the Christian Right. And wow, didn't they do a bang-up job. Even if you ignore the fact that Debnam's most memorable policies are 'selling Lotto' and 'locking up Middle-Eastern thugs for anything', the guy wears speedos far too often. It's like one of his advisers told him to 'show the voters your soft side', so he took that as an excuse to make a package delivery at every press conference.

Oh that? That's just my package. God delivered it, I signed for it.

And it's even worse for me. I want to make a protest vote against Labor, and I'd be more than happy to vote for my local Liberal member Wayne Merton, but... well... look at him.

Mr Merton, look at the camera.... No, no, with both eyes...

That is not someone I want to be associated with. I don't like the idea that Baulkham Hills, home to the most fashionable, best-looking metros, emos and Hill$ong members, is represented by a man who has a vagina in his cheek. Seriously, look at that thing.

Though, maybe I should vote for him. I just realised that Wayne's a pretty special guy after all. He's the only elected member in the world whose vagina has a five o'clock shadow.



Well, except Amanda Vanstone.

This has been a paid editorial for the New South Wales Labor Party, Sydney.