The Fall Of Howard - The Porn Lunch
Ok, so Matt is in Canberra on 'business' (stalking Samuel Gordon Stewart), so it looks like I'm going to have to write more than one blog a week. Christ, it's like the site is named after me or something.
Howard Has Lunch With Porn Mogul
Now, the obvious joke now is 'Tommy, how come you didn't tell us you had lunch with the Prime Minister?', but we're all above that.
What we aren't above, however, is jokes about Howard 'boning' himself for having lunch with porn director Scott Phillips, or some better variation of that sentence which is actually funny.
I just love how dumb the girlfriend who brought Phillips, King Of Porn, to the fundraiser was. 'Hmm... I'm going to a fundraiser for a Liberal Party MP at a dinner full of Young Liberals and a Prime Minister who thinks 'C'mon Kids' was a little raunchy... I might invite the director of Down Under Anal Invasion.
I want to know if Howard spoke to him. Not because it would show his hypocrisy over BurkeGate or the other scandal involving the Labor MP who had to resign that doesn't have an easily remembered 'Gate' name, but just because I want to know what they talked about.
'So Scott, what do you do for a living?'
'I film pornography. Hardcore, hardcore pornography.'
'Oh, I.. uhh..ahhh..wwaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh''Do you want some?'
'Of course not, I'm the Prime Minister of Aust- yes.'
What can I say, Howard loves porno.
24 comments:
if i was a prime minister, i'd keep a scrapbook of all the things i've had my head photoshopped on to. my kids would be so proud.
Tommy, this post was crap.
You know it.
You know it, and you love it.
Get rid of Matt... you can do one post a week, just so long as it's funny.
NOW WORK, BITCH.
everybody hurtz
sometimes
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