Tuesday, March 6

Breaking News: Nobody Gives A Shit About Brian Burke

Has there ever been a more boring scandal in politics than Brian Burke/Kevin Rudd's eating habits? Even the Canberra Press Gallery had to look him up on Wikipedia to figure out who he was. Not even Brian Burke knows who Brian Burke is.

Today's Newspoll, taken after BurkeGate broke, shows Labor up three points, leading 57-43, their biggest lead in eleven years of Howard (except for the time Beazley got it in 2001). In other news - eleven years of Howard. Good lord.

Additionally, there is absolutely nothing wrong with Australia that the Government could have fixed in the week they spent trying to stitch up Kevin Rudd over a dinner he had with a dodgy old man where he may or may not have discussed a leadership challenge that happened eighteen months later. It's perfect. An island paradise. All hail Honest John.




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Anonymous said...

Hey tommy - long time no fucking see!

I has forgotten about this haven for a long time. I got caught up with my italian lass, playing football (soccer for all you monkeys) and playing world of warcrack.

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