Matt and Tommy's Bi-Annual Samuel Gordon Stewart Bashing - Part Three - Gold

Yes, it's time. Part 3 of Matt and Tommy's Bi-Annual SGS Bashing. Now, you might notice the following items we found on Sambo's blog open him to a certain kind of criticism. A criticism that, while brutally funny, and maybe even true, would open myself and the blog up to... how you say... shitloads of lawsuits. So, as I'm allergic to multi-million dollar slander cases, I will be censoring some of the remarks Matt and I made on MSN.

(Okay, it's mainly just Matt's stuff.)

In place of defamatory words, I will place a picture of Bert Newton's head.

For example, I might say.... Samuel Gordon Stewart is a

You get it? Awesome. Let's roll.

I promised you a video. Here it is. This, ladies and Gentlemen, is Samuel-Gordon Stewart, showing us..... rain.

matt says (3:42PM):
TOMMY
OH MY GOD
IT'S HIM!

Tommy says (3:43PM):
ajahahaha
AHAHAHAH
i am doing that eyes wide open eyebrows up lol

Tommy says (3:44PM):
oh
my
god

matt says (3:45PM):
IT'S RAIN
WE'VE SEEN IT
IT DOESN'T DESERVE A MINUTE'S FOOTAGE

matt says (3:45PM):
OH GOD HES GREASY

Tommy says (3:45PM):
ahahahah

matt says (3:46PM):
ewww
BIGGEST SMILE EVER

Tommy says (3:46PM):
ahahaha

matt says (3:46PM):
THAT'S SCREENSHOT WORTHY

matt sends PEDOSMILE.JPG

And with that, let's move to something a little light and non-defamatory. Don't worry, it's still creepy.


So, what's Samuel's first-thought, survey response to something you'd borrow from a friend?

Tommy says (3:52PM):
ok, that's just scary

And hey, ever wonder what went down at Samuel's Christmas, aside from disposing of bodies using a borrowed shovel? Here's what he got from his Godfamily.




That's awesome. I know kids around Australia unwrapped their Nintendo Wii's, hoping instead they were Christmas albums they couldn't play for another 340 days.

But Samuel wasn't the only one who got a present on Christmas day. Even his dog, Nattie got some treats.

matt says (3:56PM):
HE'S TRAINING HIS DOG TO SUCK HIS

Tommy says (3:56PM):
ahahahahahahahahahah

Though, Samuel didn't really want a CD for Christmas. He wanted a camera.

matt says (3:58PM):
'sometimes discreetly'

matt says (3:58PM):
he's a fucking

Tommy says (3:58PM):
ahahaha
we can't say that!!

matt says (3:59PM):
YES WE CAN
IT'S FUCKING TRUE

Tommy says (3:59PM):
i'll just post it with the humphrey thing

Humphrey thing, you say?

matt says (3:54PM):
OH GOD
TOMMY
HE IS A CHILD EVIL

matt says (3:54PM):
MAKE THAT THE HEADLINE

Tommy says (3:54PM):
ahahahaha

matt says (3:54PM):
HE STA KIDS AT HUMPHREY B BEAR SHOWS, TAKES THEIR PICTURES AND OFF TO THEM USING HIS FACE GREASE AS

Tommy says (3:55PM):
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

Tommy says (3:55PM):
its so sad that joke will only ever find its audience with me

And that's it. In summation...

• Discreet photography
• Watches Humphrey B. Bear
• Gives bowls of hot dogs to petrified dog

And...



You don't need our help to figure out he's a