Matt and Tommy's Bi-Annual Samuel Gordon Stewart Bashing - Part Three - Gold
Yes, it's time. Part 3 of Matt and Tommy's Bi-Annual SGS Bashing. Now, you might notice the following items we found on Sambo's blog open him to a certain kind of criticism. A criticism that, while brutally funny, and maybe even true, would open myself and the blog up to... how you say... shitloads of lawsuits. So, as I'm allergic to multi-million dollar slander cases, I will be censoring some of the remarks Matt and I made on MSN.
(Okay, it's mainly just Matt's stuff.)
In place of defamatory words, I will place a picture of Bert Newton's head.
For example, I might say.... Samuel Gordon Stewart is a
You get it? Awesome. Let's roll.
I promised you a video. Here it is. This, ladies and Gentlemen, is Samuel-Gordon Stewart, showing us..... rain.
matt says (3:42PM):
TOMMY
OH MY GOD
IT'S HIM!
Tommy says (3:43PM):
ajahahaha
AHAHAHAH
i am doing that eyes wide open eyebrows up lol
Tommy says (3:44PM):
oh
my
god
matt says (3:45PM):
IT'S RAIN
WE'VE SEEN IT
IT DOESN'T DESERVE A MINUTE'S FOOTAGE
matt says (3:45PM):
OH GOD HES GREASY
Tommy says (3:45PM):
ahahahah
matt says (3:46PM):
ewww
BIGGEST SMILE EVER
Tommy says (3:46PM):
ahahaha
matt says (3:46PM):
THAT'S SCREENSHOT WORTHY
matt sends PEDOSMILE.JPG
And with that, let's move to something a little light and non-defamatory. Don't worry, it's still creepy.
So, what's Samuel's first-thought, survey response to something you'd borrow from a friend?
Tommy says (3:52PM):
ok, that's just scary
And hey, ever wonder what went down at Samuel's Christmas, aside from disposing of bodies using a borrowed shovel? Here's what he got from his Godfamily.
That's awesome. I know kids around Australia unwrapped their Nintendo Wii's, hoping instead they were Christmas albums they couldn't play for another 340 days.
But Samuel wasn't the only one who got a present on Christmas day. Even his dog, Nattie got some treats.
matt says (3:56PM):
HE'S TRAINING HIS DOG TO SUCK HIS
Tommy says (3:56PM):
ahahahahahahahahahah
Though, Samuel didn't really want a CD for Christmas. He wanted a camera.
matt says (3:58PM):
'sometimes discreetly'
matt says (3:58PM):
he's a fucking
Tommy says (3:58PM):
ahahaha
we can't say that!!
matt says (3:59PM):
YES WE CAN
IT'S FUCKING TRUE
Tommy says (3:59PM):
i'll just post it with the humphrey thing
Humphrey thing, you say?
matt says (3:54PM):
OH GOD
TOMMY
HE IS A CHILD EVIL
matt says (3:54PM):
MAKE THAT THE HEADLINE
Tommy says (3:54PM):
ahahahaha
matt says (3:54PM):
HE STA KIDS AT HUMPHREY B BEAR SHOWS, TAKES THEIR PICTURES AND OFF TO THEM USING HIS FACE GREASE AS
Tommy says (3:55PM):
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
Tommy says (3:55PM):
its so sad that joke will only ever find its audience with me
And that's it. In summation...
- Discreet photography
- Watches Humphrey B. Bear
- Gives bowls of hot dogs to petrified dog
And...
You don't need our help to figure out he's a
6 comments:
brilliant
that's simply stunning
does he know youre doing this?
No-way he's real.
It's a social experiment or sumshit.
No-one is THAT... that... whatever the hell he is.
For more Sam-related goodness see www.brownnoiseunit.com
And that, Tommy, was champ-pag-neh, to quote Zap Brannegan.
Keep it up fellas.
This blog is for loonies.
If you are into SGS, then paste these links into your browser. Watch it though, that site is full of perverted half-wits who have their heads up turkeys.
http://www.brownnoiseunit.com/chucks_video_persiflage
http://www.brownnoiseunit.com/the_samuel_gordon_stewarts_how_odd
http://www.brownnoiseunit.com/good_morning_stuart
http://www.brownnoiseunit.com/bnu_normal_service_resumes
http://www.brownnoiseunit.com/dear_john#comment
Yes, love your work! I must say it's hard to type with my head stuck up this turkey!
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