Saturday, January 13

Matt and Tommy's Bi-Annual Samuel Gordon Stewart Bashing - Part Two- The Creepy Stuff We Found On His Blog

As deliciously hyped yesterday, we bring you the second part of our Bi-Curious, Bi-Annual Samuel Gordon Stewart Bashing. Today...

Part 2: The Creepy Stuff We Found On His Blog


Unlike yesterday's blog, we won't be telling you what's so funny about the site, we'll just show you. And then we'll show you what we said when we bitched about it on MSN. Because, let's face it - we're fucking hilarious.

We'll also include the bits where we laugh at what the other one said, because it's endearing and tells you which bits are funny.

We'll put them in random order, as we couldn't figure out what was more creepy.

Here is a recent photo of Sambo, published on his blog for an undetermined reason.



Tommy says (3:21 PM):
he's so GREASY

matt says (3:21 PM):
that is horrifying
you could fry chips in whats coming off his forehead

Tommy says (3:22 PM)
hahahaha


Another photo, this time of his dog Nattie. Based on her reaction, it was presumably taken after she saw the first photo.



matt says (3:25 PM):
THAT IS ONE SCARED LOOKING ANIMAL

Tommy says (3:25 PM):
haha
it looks like a peacock flaring its feathers


Hey, ever wondered what Sambo thinks about Hot Cross Buns? No? Tough shit!



Tommy says (3:27 PM):
aahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha


This one is less creepy, but still worthy of inclusion. Recently, Samuel's favourite weather forecasting website was down. Does he go to another site, maybe NineMSN Weather? Nope. That's not how he rolls.




matt says (3:30PM):
HOLY SHIT
HES TAKING OVER FOR WEATHERZONE

Tommy says (3:30PM):
ahahaahaha


In a blog marked 'Postal Address', Sam posted this.


matt says (3:33PM):
damn, he didn't fall for my elaborate ruse


In a blog about the Summernats Car Festival, held in Canberra annually, Sam had this to say.



matt says (3:36PM):
you are a 70 year old man

Tommy says (3:36 PM):
hahahaha

Stan Zemanek, long-time radio shock jock, recently retired because karma finally caught up to the thundercunt (callback). Samuel, however, was looking to the future, Medium-style.




matt says (3:37 PM):
no, wait, that was stan zemanek coming on me in a dream

Tommy says (3:38PM):
hahahaaha
and why is that guy whispering in his ear?





matt says (3:38PM):
i got money that was posted at 12:02am

tommy says (3:39PM):
ahahaha
i say 12:00, he probably stopped watching the fireworks on channel ten cause they were too crass, so he was already on the computer

tommy says (3:39PM):
nattie was on his lap

But then.... we struck gold. Yes, it gets better than Stan Zemanek wet dreams. Next time on the blog, Part 3 of our Semi-Annual SGS Bashing, as we bring you the single funniest Samuel Gordon Stewart post ever.



Yes, there's a video.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

hehehe

he said wee hours

Anonymous said...

you know, i live in northern Canberra too. find me his address, and i'll do a Princess Diana on him. what exactly that means is for the authorities to determine.

i'm serious, get me his address.

Anonymous said...

ok, i've just had a quick read through this fuckstain's archive. sweet zombie jesus you need to get me his address. anyone who cuts and pastes today's weather and calls it an article (and gets SERIOUS comments about it) is getting an all expenses paid meeting with my fist.

Tommy said...

sif address

he is entertaining as