Sunday, December 17

Voy Voy Voy, I'm Schmiggeggin

AUSTRALIA'S first kosher pedestrian crossings will feature hi-tech detection sensors, allowing Orthodox Jews to cross busy Sydney streets safely during the Sabbath.

Waverley and Woollahra councils are expected to install the devices at two intersections in Old South Head Rd at a cost of $19,800, after the Roads and Traffic Authority rejected a plan to re-program traffic lights.
The RTA has offered to pay one-third of the total cost, however, with the two councils sharing the rest.

Pressing a button on the Sabbath - the period of rest between sunset on Friday and sunset on Saturday - is considered a breach of religious law by Orthodox Jews.

news.com.au


Zuh?

So... everyone's tax dollars (well.. my GST) is going towards funding street lights for some religious nutbars who think God is such an anal bastard that he won't allow them to slightly tap a metal button over in Woolahra and Waverly.


Jesus sends the Jews out of the marketplace,
after hearing they crossed when the red man was flashing


Iis it not enough that I have to look at creepy mannequin Nativity scenes when I'm eating my lunch at the shops? Is it not enough that they blow up nightclubs in Bali? Is it not enough that the Jews run the world and start all the wars? Is it not enough that I have to waste the Foxtel remote battery flicking past the Christian channel every time I want to watch some fucking cartoons?! MUST THEY TAKE EVERYTHING?!!

But man, these crossing light Jews.

It's almost like they don't know the true meaning of Christmas.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i too saw that article in the news paper, what a joke.

Anonymous said...

oh that flight was terrible

they served a chicken dish with hot sauce and it gave me gyaasss