Tommy Versus Whiny Bitches Who Lose Elections And Then Bitch About It Like Little Psychos: An Unbiased Look At The 2006 U.S Mid-Terms

As someone who had to rely on a cocktail of overpriced prescription medicine, three bottles of moonshine and a few drops of metho in order to sleep following Latham's triumphant defeat in the 2004 election, I know how some people in America are feeling right now. Last night, the Democrats swept the U.S Mid-Term elections, winning both Houses of Congress in a giant FU to rich white men everywhere.

And just like Democrats who cried after the Republican President Bush won in 2004 and said they were going to move to Canada, or made gay websites, Republicans in the U.S are dealing with their grief in hilarious ways. I visited a conservative blog called LittleGreenFootballs to measure just how funny their post-election blues are.

Let's take a look at some of the comments...



Just like those people who think anyone who votes for John Howard is a stupid, inbred racist, conservative voters also like to blame the intelligence of the people who voted to crush their political dreams. Sadly, no ironic typo for me to make fun of.


And there's your ironic typo, only nine comments later. Maybe in the future, only people who can spell 'demonstrate' should be allowed to vote.



I don't think Democrat Jim Webb would have won the Virginia Senate race without that last minute endorsement from Osama either, Ferris. Maybe someone should have taken a day off? Hah, hilarious. Great movie reference, Tommy. Cutting edge baby.

And this is where it gets good. Not content with just calling people dumb, these folks are expressing their natural post-election depression with..... more depression? And terrorism!




'MSM' stands for 'mainstream media'. 'Terrorcrats' stands for 'I'm a fucking moron'.


This one is awesome:


Like he doesn't already own a gun? Gun ownership seems to be a running trend...


This one is classy. Take it away, bubbasbbq.


This one is just plain funny on so, so many levels...



And this is the quote that can't be topped...




God bless you, nutbars.