Tuesday, September 25

The Game Changes - SGS enters the Election

It may be the only thing that can stop Rudd-mania running wild across the country, the only thing that the Man Of Steel John Howard is truly scared of. No, not Latham. It's another man. With three first names, and a dog called Nattie.

Yes, Samuel Gordon Stewart is running for parliament, in the Canberra electorate of Fraser. In the time it took for him to announce his candidacy on John Kerr's radio show ('The Boring Old Fuck Variety Hour'), the prospect of a Samuel Gordon Stewart Prime Ministership has risen by over 3000% percent. 3000%. It's science.

So what does this mean for the people of Fraser, and the people of Australia? Let's take a glimpse into the near future, under the stewardship of Prime Minister Gordon Stewart.


Here he is at APEC. If you're wondering why George Bush is there even though his term ends in 2008, that's just because Saddam killed all the Mandelas.






Here's his first interview on Lateline...




And finally, his first sex scandal...




And his second...






You know, Prime Minister Stewart might not be all that bad. We can call him 'PMS', and it would save the taxpayer because he lives in Canberra anyway. I don't know about his policy of federally mandated handjobs for John Laws, but it's no WorkChoices.

And hey, he'd be better than Costello.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tommy, hurry up and update ur blog LOLOLOLO!!!!!!eleven

Working class bastard.

Anonymous said...

Man SGS jokes are so passe tommy

Anonymous said...

another SGS blog... great :/

Anonymous said...

Tommy, you little arsehole. Pull your finger out and blog again, please.

Anonymous said...

Yeah. Stop masturbating over the eldery and nautiously fugly.

Anonymous said...

Good riddance to bad rubbish regards Sambo throwing in the towel. That pretentious little prick stands for no-one but himself, and he is dismissive of anyone else with achievements that eclipse him as a “prominent blogger”. That jumped-up kid ought to learn some manners and get some life experience before he could presume to represent others in a public forum. I used to think Sam was a freaky out there type of individual, but now I know he is just a nasty sycophant parroting the shallow whims of talkback shock jocks. He can whine all he likes about people picking on him, but in reality he reaps what he sows, and he is quick to call any dissenters “idiots”. Samuel … I’ve been wanting to say this for a long time, but now you have pushed me over the edge - stick your head up a turkey, you goose!

Tommy said...

.... ok

you really take that whole thing a little too seriously i think

Anonymous said...

I also believe that Samuel is evangilising for the Devil ... when I play excerpts of his Persiflage I receive Satanic messages. And Nattie is the hound from Hell in disguise.