Joey Johns and other things
So, Andrew Johns announced his retirement from rugby league (the sport they play in heaven, along with baseball and Team Fortress 2) a few days ago, after suffering a neck injury at training, a concussion in Round 1, a neck injury in 2006, a knee injury in 2005, a back injury in 2003, a groin injury in 2002 and an ovary rupture in 2001.
As expected, Channel Nine's football commentary team/Joey Johns Love Squad immediately jumped into action, devoting an hour or so of The Footy Show last night to their fallen idol. On a more permanent front, plans are already underway to erect a statue of Joey at EnergyAustralia Stadium in Newcastle, and two scale Joey dildos for Peter Sterling and Paul Harragon.
And it will get worse in the weeks to come. Just take a look at Channel Nine's schedule for tonight...
3 comments:
he'll make an origin series saving comeback in 2013 like alfie langer did. or did they lose that one?
they lost it because you kept your cock in your pants rather than in n0fy's anus
Fuck Johns, i still think they should give Andy Bichel another go...
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