I can't compete with the boobs blog, so here's all my worst stuff
Welcome everyone, I trust you all had a great Penises Day on Wednesday.
Today's blog will just be a hodge-podge of stuff, like that NSW Opposition Leader Peter Debnam looks exactly like Frank Spencer from Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em.
betty the cat did a whoopsy in my beretDavid Hicks got charged today, for 'providing material support for terrorism'. Fabrics mainly. This is a blow to the Howard Government, and for all the vapid dirty nutbars, who'll need to find another terrorist to protest for.
Finally, this is pretty much the single funniest opening paragraph of a news article ever, at least since the Tsunami.
BETHLEHEM, Pa. - When police entered the office of Nitschmann Middle School Principal John Acerra to arrest him for allegedly selling crystal methamphetamine, they found the 50-year-old educator naked and watching gay pornography with sex toys nearby, sources say.
Now I'm getting all nostalgic for primary school :(
2 comments:
you sure you dont want to quit now and just hand the blog over to me?
your material supprt joke should have been that the charges were fabricated
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