A Rooster Fan - An Emo Poem by Tommy.
A Rooster Fan
An Emo Poem by Tommy
An Emo Poem by Tommy
Here goes
That's not part of the poem
It doesn't even rhyme.
Or does
it.
lol
ok
In 1995, I chose my new team
The Mighty Sydney Roosters, the Red, Blue, White and Green.
Red for their coach, the slightly homo Phil Gould
Blue for the water they swim in to cool
White because they don't have many abos.
...
And green for the colour of money, the source of their power.
They were shit for a few years, until it was their time
In 2002, they beat the Kiwis, hitting their prime.
Then they lost in 2003, to the bogan Panthers from the West
But 2004 would be their true test
In Freddy Fittler's last game, we watched mouth agape
As the Premiership was stolen, by the Doggies who rape
And now two years later,
I wonder what's the matter
As I change the pronounciation to rhyme with 'later'
The Mighty Sydney Roosters are missing their second word,
And Braith Anasta kicks bombs like a synonym for turd.
But there's hope for the future,
Because I've got a new team
The Mighty Kevin Rudd,
Who John Howard, he'll ream.
The Mighty Sydney Roosters, the Red, Blue, White and Green.
Red for their coach, the slightly homo Phil Gould
Blue for the water they swim in to cool
White because they don't have many abos.
...
And green for the colour of money, the source of their power.
They were shit for a few years, until it was their time
In 2002, they beat the Kiwis, hitting their prime.
Then they lost in 2003, to the bogan Panthers from the West
But 2004 would be their true test
In Freddy Fittler's last game, we watched mouth agape
As the Premiership was stolen, by the Doggies who rape
And now two years later,
I wonder what's the matter
As I change the pronounciation to rhyme with 'later'
The Mighty Sydney Roosters are missing their second word,
And Braith Anasta kicks bombs like a synonym for turd.
But there's hope for the future,
Because I've got a new team
The Mighty Kevin Rudd,
Who John Howard, he'll ream.
Thank you.
8 comments:
too bad they fucking suck at league and got rooted in the arse by some lowy rabbits
I don't get the connection between Rugby League and Kevin Rudd.
Is it because I'm from Melbourne?
It's because you're not a man of the people, Editor.
I understand sport because it is an intricate part of the people's lives who I seek to represent.
My people.
There's less hair on Kevin Rudds head than there is people at olympic park?
They're both going to win the premiership?
None of them get air-time on channel nine?
Rudd backwards = Ddur. D, the first letter of Ddur stands for dick, which kevin rudd is and Matt King has.
GO DOGS - PREMIERS 07
GO PENIS - PREMIERS IN MY PANTS 07!
at least you aren't a manly supporter
Bullshit! It is the most manly thing you would ever want to see my friend...
They actually call it 'The Beaver'
...and it even wears a headgear when it scores!
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