The Fall Of Howard Part 1: John Howard Doesn't Like Black People

Prime Minister John Howard has defended his comments about United States presidential candidate Barack Obama's proposed policies.

The spat erupted when Democrat Senator Obama said he would like US troops out of Iraq by March 2008.

Mr Howard responded by saying that if he ran Al Qaeda, he would put a circle around March next year and pray for Mr Obama to win.

From Johnny's ABC.

For those of you who don't know, Barack Obama is the guy running for President who is black. Well, not black black, but black enough to be able to dance better than this.

Just so we're clear, I think it was wrong when Bush attacked Latham over his Iraq policy, and I think it's equally wrong now. Leaders shouldn't intervene in the politics of allied countries. Howard should have referred to the 'plan to leave Iraq' rather than what he actually said - 'I don't like the brown one'. I mean... "If I were running Al Qaeda in Iraq, I would... pray as many times as possible for a victory not only for Obama but also for the Democrats'.

Obama's giant ears picked up Howard's insult immediately, then started drafting their own response

You know why he's doing this right? Because Howard is a smart guy. He sees the writing on the wall. He sees that the Butters Vampire K-Rudd is not only on his heels, but has overtaken him as Preferred PM. His party is down 58-42. IR Reform is biting him on the arse. And Costello just bought a mug that says 'World's Best PM'.

Howard now is like we all were back in the last week of Year 12. Sure, you might have gone to class, but everyone knew you were only there so they didn't ban muck-up day. And so, he's saying anything he damn well wants. It's Howard: Unplugged.



First it was Obama. Next, Indonesian President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono. Then he'll move on to the big guns. He'll call out Prince Charles and The Queen for not doing enough for Australian tourism. Then, he'll slap Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi as payback for Changi. After that, it's a trip to the United Nations where he'll whip it out and pee on that bitch from Germany. You know the one.

Once he's back in the country, he'll blow the entire treasury on smack and packets of Chicken Twisties, because he's one of those freaks that likes Chicken Twisties. And all this is just before March. By April when he resigns, Australia will be renamed 'Fuck Costello' and he'll have raped both of the national emblem animals on a special edition of Celebrity Big Brother.

It will be the greatest 3 months in Australian history.