Ving Rhames, not Delroy Lindo

Yo what the fuck man

Tommy says:
i gotta blog today :|
but i dunno what about

Matt says:
getting semen off a computer screen
i know at least one reader/co-blogger who will find it useful

Tommy says:
hahaha

Matt says:
wait
ive got it
we can do a blog
really easily
all we have to do
is have the funniest conversation
ever
:O

Tommy says:
ok i'll start
so i hear anna nicole smith died today

Matt says:
more like anna nicole stiff, right?

Tommy says:
...
this isn't going to work

Matt says:
yes it will just give it time
so how about that astronaut who shits herself whilst driving?

Tommy says:
...
this still isnt going to work
how about a bad joke blog
they're always fun

Matt says:
you mean like your regular blogs?

Tommy says:
:|

Matt says:
what about a massive picture of samuel gordon stewart
with 'pedile' written across it in giant letters

Tommy says:
hahaha
nah
hey, you know what i wanted to do for the blog that i kiboshed because it's too much work

Matt says:
get a job?

Tommy says:
you're a cunt.


*Tommy has left the conversation.




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