Video Link Post #9402 - The Death Of A Salesman

I wasn't planning on doing another one of these today, even though we're just about due for one, but then I saw this video.

It is 7 minutes of David Caruso/Horatio's one-liners in CSI:Miami. And yes, every single one of them is gold. From 'Frank, turns out the wave isn't the only thing about to hit Miami..' to 'So the victim started the weekend big man on campus, and ended it.... Dead On Arrival..' to 'We're going to Brazil', this is perhaps the finest single video ever. Watch his sunglass use, and how the inflection in his voice goes up for the first half of the line..... and then down for the second.

Looks like someone tried to put TommyIsCoolDotCom..... on ICE.

I like Smosh. They're like, funny emos. Here is their Dramatic Voice Experiment (9 mins) and the much shorter Stranded (2 mins).

Kid gets knocked out by a paintball. (30 secs) The people from Australia's Funniest Home Videos wish he got hit in the balls.

A kid picks a fight, then gets a one-punch broken nose. (30 secs) That's not the best thing. The best thing is the guy filming it sounds like an extra from Cool Runnings 2: The Next Generation, if it was about stupid kids in a playground and John Candy wasn't dead.

Requisite Conan O'Brien clip. (7 mins) Conan earns a few million a year. But until a few years ago, he still drove a Ford Taurus. One of the single funniest things on Conan ever, especially when he opens the bonnet. Watch before it gets deleted.

Sean Connery likes to slap a bitch. (1 min) But only if she deserves it. It all depends on the circumstances. And if she isn't telling him where Jaws has stashed the diamonds. Sean Connery likes to slap a bitch. I just like saying it. Sean Connery likes to slap a bitch.

Seinfeld - Kramer: The Lost Episode. (3 mins) Nope, the joke ain't dead yet. It's a mash-up of the KKKramer clip with footage from Seinfeld. Awesome stuff.

Keeping topical - Santa loses it (3 mins).

Not a video, but Christmasy nonetheless. A guy with a lot of time, a lot of money and absolutely no webpage design skills has controllable Christmas lights.

How The Grinch Stole Basic Colour Co-Ordination

The thing where you can set the message on the screen wasn't working when I wrote this, but rest assured - I told the world that John Howard can't get it up.

Oh yeah, I went there