Because there used to be a show called Jake And The Fatman...

In keeping with this week's tradition of short blogs with only one joke that only take me two minutes to write, here is today's offering. To keep effort to a minimum, I just copy/pasted an MSN convo. Ok, I added a few lines at the end, so there's a bit more effort than I expected. See if you can spot them.

Names have obviously been changed to protect the innocent. The way I figure, why choose lame pseudonyms like 'Dude #1' or 'Really Hot Guy With A Funny Blog', when you can use COOL names? After all, isn't that the name of the blog?

Isn't it?

So please sit back and enjoy the very first edition of....







12:25:57 AM Jack Bauer
it's double standards
12:26:01 AM Jack Bauer
chicks can buy giant black dildos
and its whatever
12:26:10 AM Batman
yeh
12:26:21 AM Jack Bauer
but try buying lube
12:26:30 AM Jack Bauer
there's no combination of things you can buy lube with
12:26:36 AM Batman
hahaha

12:26:39 AM Jack Bauer
magazine - no
food - no
vegetables - NO
12:27:13 AM Batman
just go ultimate mundane
12:27:20 AM Batman
like bread or milk
12:27:23 AM Jack Bauer
haha
12:27:28 AM Jack Bauer
the essentials

12:28:07 AM Batman
yeh thats right I eat toast for breakfast and I fuck girls dry for dinner
12:28:12 AM Jack Bauer
ahahahha
12:28:33 AM Jack Bauer
and a copy of zoo thanks
12:28:37 AM Batman
hahahaha
12:30:40 AM Jack Bauer
i think there's a blog in that lube thing, Bruce
12:28:42 AM Batman
i told you not to use my real name, kiefer
12:28:48 AM Jack Bauer
that's it i'm blocking you

Jack Bauer has signed off

12:28:57 AM Batman
pussy