Shit blog, please forgive me as I do not speak English

I actually have a legitimately interesting blog in the works that involves an interview and all sorts of effort, so forgive me for this TommyIsCoolDotCom Placeholder Blog. Yes, enjoy the ride as Tommy distracts you with meaningless text to distract you from the fact he hasn't written a blog. Stare in wonder as Tommy fills the gap with page breaks, paragraphs and random bolding.

Watch as Tommy fills the rest of the blog with pointless, arbitrary observations, like when he bitches about how on Sky News today, the 10am newsreader had a :) face on when she was reading about a 5-year old girl getting raped at Burwood. And what's the go with how newsreaders try to go for the witty banter between each segment? And how it's completely laced with absolute contempt for one another?

So Jim, looks like we'll need to pack the umbrellas on the weekend.

Sure will Mike, you stupid fuckhead.

Speaking of cliches, I propose a ban on the following phrases:

- Communism is a good idea, in theory
- More people die from car crashes/other meaningless event/ than terrorism, you know.
- It's not so cold once you get in.
- You know, America is partly to blame for 9/11

If you want proof that post-modernism is real and that there is no original thought, try those phrases on for size. I think they'd be said a few thousand times a day, double that in a university food court. Yeah, they might be right, but everytime you hear them said, a little part of you dies

Here is a video of a baby panda sneezing. Just take it and go, please.

It's also my birthday on Saturday, my present from you can be to never speak of this blog again.