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Tommy's Bad Jokes News In Review: Wednesday 17th of May

Hey folks, sorry I'm late, I think I must be pregnant



So, did you hear that Rex Hunt got caught paying prostitutes for sex?

I wonder how they reacted when after he was done, he gave them a kiss and threw them back into the ocean?



And I hear the Tassie miners have signed a deal with Channel Nine. I wonder if they'll guest star on any Nine programs. A few more days in the mine without any food and they might have had to guest star in Cold Case!



So John Howard is in America, turns out he and President Bush had a press conference where they praised each other. Yeah, true story. Though it was a little hard for the press to get a good shot of Howard because he was kneeling behind Bush's podium!




So what's the go with abortions anyway?





Thanks you've been great