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Like I said before, Samuel Gordon Stewart has enough material for him to be my blog fodder for decades. But I never thought he could top interviewing his Mum on the podcast, or the Wheel of Fortune drawing, or the skipping-formal-to-hang-out-with-talkback-radio-old-guy. But no, SGS surprises us again by becoming a rumoured Big Brother 2006 Housemate.

Yes, I'm telling the truth.

Yes, I read Big Brother websites.

Yes, I know that makes me sadder than Samuel.


Anyway, along with some metro dude who looks like a buffer version of an Olsen Twin, and someone named 'Laura Weston', SGS is in the rumour mill. Now, obviously it's bullshit, because housemates get put in lockdown and he posted on his blog yesterday about the fucking foliage in Canberra. And also because you have to have a personality or nice tits to get into Big Brother, and Sambo has neither, but still - it's awesome. The very thought of a Big Brother/Samuel Gordon Stewart connection makes this the greatest Big Brother ever.

Tonight, on Big Brother Uncut, Rebecca and Johnny get intimate in the spa and Phil tells the housemates about how he shaves his nuts, while Samuel has a shocking revelation about a dream involving John Laws, a dinosaur and an inflatable pool toy...

Though, Samuel being in Big Brother might explain these shithouse drawings.


UPDATE: Behind Big Brother has removed Sam from the list of rumoured housemates due to him threatening legal action. Apparently, even Sam has standards.