Nelson Mandela.
The Falun Gong movement.
Pauline Hanson.
Mark Latham.
What do these people/groups have in common? They are all political prisoners.
Except Pauline, she was just a bitch.
Mark Latham is innocent. I know this because I like him, and I don't like criminals. Sure, he probably punched a photographer. Sure, he probably damaged a $12,000 camera. Sure, he probably dropped a few f-bombs while he was doing it. But is that really a crime? Is assault really a crime? Who here hasn't assaulted a Daily Telegraph employee? I know I gave that fat fuck Piers Akerman a few punches to the gut when I saw him in line at Maccas. Assault is a natural part of life. A lion assaults a cantelope to feed, but does it get arrested? No. So if it's good enough for lions, it should be good enough for Latham.
I leave you with incontrovertible proof that lions exist. This therefore proves Mark Latham's innocence.
6 comments:
OMG, labor and latham supporters once again clutching at straws that aren't even there.
wow tommy, with logic like that, YOU should be writing for the telegraph
you're a real piece of work poose :(
if tommy were a condom he would be giving latham a proper unbiased interview... via gay sex
A LION ASSAULTS A FUCKING MELON???
Just a bunch of stupid muppets here who don't get sarcasm. Wonderful!
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