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Now, I'd like to be serious with you all for a moment. There are times in our history where we know things have changed, that it is impossible to go back to the way things were. Where the fundamental nature of our reality has been changed so completely, so profoundly, that to continue on as we once did is not only an impossibility, but an insult to the new, superior existence we all such share.

Ladies and gentlemen, today is such a moment.

Because, truly, you have not lived until you've seen David Hasslehoff flying whilst riding a motorcycle. This is possibly the most awesome thing in the awesome history of awesome.



Can you imagine what it would be like to be the Hoff? Flying baby angels and sausage dogs and flying on motorcycles and jumping out of cocktail parties and hanging out with African tribes? If being incredible was body hair, this guy would be Robin Williams.