Friday, September 23

If you walk past my Subway shop at 5:30pm

When I'm standing at the cash register counting money

When the massive glowing sign that says SUBWAY is turned off

When you can see a mop in the background

When the bread holder is closed

When the massive glass case where we keep the meats and salads is completely and utterly empty and covered in cleaning products


DON'T ASK ME IF "SUBWAY IS STILL OPEN?"



Love,

Tommy

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

i saw tommy at subway and he was making out with some guy

Anonymous said...

What has happened to good old fashioned customer service? Tommy in the future I would hope that you would try your best to do anything necessary to close a deal! Capitalism! Capitalism! Capitalism!

Anonymous said...

do they really serve tea at rikers?

Anonymous said...

yess the customer is always right!!! tommy hehhehe ill make sure i ask u that next time

Anonymous said...

don't worry if subway is closed early, you can still get tommy's 2inch special

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA 2 inch special HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

Surely it's Tommyiscold.com...
Or is this really Rekjavik?