Wednesday, August 17

The best thing about having a blog is seeing all the strange ways people find your site. Sometimes (four times a week) I will spam the link to everybody I know, but people also find the blog through sites I visit and post at. But every now and then, my blog will get hits from people searching random stuff on MSN or Google or Yahoo or Technorati (I've never heard of that last one either). Due to the... varied nature of posts on my blog (ranging from crappy Mark Latham impressions to crappy Bob Carr impressions), I get a lot of these 'referral hits', which is what we call them in the biz.

Over the past few months, I have gotten hits to my blog from people searching:

  • 'Scientoligy' (lots of hits from this one even though it was mispelt, I figure my blog is like the Encyclopaeda Britannica to these people)
  • 'Taped us having sex' (I don't remember posting that either)
  • 'Hillsong' (This explains why I got a $10 note in the mail)
  • 'Isabel Lucas pics' (Hotty from Home and Away)
  • 'Isabel Lucas naked' (They went home disappointed I think, the only sexual content on my blog is Brett Kimmorley getting raped by the Grizzly Bear')
  • 'Mcflurry spoon' (Self-explanatory)
  • 'Tupac is alive' (Thanks Scotty)
And my personal favourite

  • 'Schrong' (This word is on my blog somewhere, first person to find it gets a prize)
In addition, my blog has also been red flagged (which means it can't be accessed) for Sydney Airport employees because of my posts about terrorism (not the content, just the use of words like jihad, durka durka and my post about blowing up Sydney Airport). CURSE THE INFIDELS!!!


So, in closing:


nuclear bomb

president bush

da vinci code

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jessica alba naked baby oil

nascar

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Chinese President Hu Jintao has a massive schrong. It is ridicrously huge."

Prize, please.

Anonymous said...

Holy Shit, you have no life!

Anonymous said...

whas a nascar?

Anonymous said...

I have removed the site from our list sockey so it wont get blocked for that anymore :)

Ovey.

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Anonymous said...

WTF is this site dammit all i wanted was fucking barely legal madmax porn!!! FTW

Anonymous said...

Did somebody say Bill Clinton porn

Because I got a whole lotta time on my hands

Anonymous said...

geeze bill you could at least linked your name to some dirty nasty porn but noo... you conservative bastard