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If this blog is anything, it's your one-stop source for all news regarding Subway (and And I have in my possession some hot gossip r.e Subway Stamps. Based on a company-wide directive, and beginning sometime this year, Subway will be phasing out the Sub Club cards (the ones you fill up with stamps to get a free sammitch) due to people frauding the system and selling rolls of stamps on eBay or making their own stamps at home. And, because they rejected my killer 'BUY TWO SUBS AND GET AN ASSAULT RIFLE' promotional idea, they're introducing a brand new SWIPE card to register your free subs on.

Because cards with magnetic strips are so 21st century

And while we're on the subject of Subway (insert another word beginning with sub here for witty repetition), if I hear somebody mispronounce 'Parmesan Oregano' one more time I will snap

When I work (eight hours a week baby), I have to listen to retards butcher two pretty simple words

'Parmesian'
'Organo'
'Pramesan'
'Hey buddy can I get a uh.. a six-inch... Vinnie Barbarino'

NO ITS PAR-ME-SAN ORR-EE-GARN-O

OR IF YOU'RE AMERICAN OR-REG-A-NO

ANYTHING ELSE AND I SPIT IN YOUR SUB


Anyway, that's enough from me. Do you have anything you want to add, star of stage and screen and Australian entertainment icon, Bud Tingwell?


"Suck a fat one Tommy"