Friday, June 10

Hopefully my blog still has readers after that whaling article. Oh well, at least it'll keep the RSPCA off my back for another week (they still haven't found the cats)

ANYWAY. Today's blog article is a few days late. I get the Daily Terrorgraph every morning and read it over my hot chocolate, and for the first few days of this week they ran some stories about THE EVIL HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA

Yes, those damn homos had infiltrated our public schools! They were teaching children horrible things like tolerance, empathy and compassion! They were brain-washing children into thinking that it wasn't 1954, and that it didn't matter what your sexuality was!

DAMN IT, WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!@

How is getting kids to pretend they're wearing homopants any different from any other anti-discrimination project in school? How is it any different from that annoying game where teachers split everyone into groups based on the colour of their eyes, and then treated those with blue eyes really well to make all the kids with brown or green or hazel eyes feel discriminated against?

If this is 'brainwashing and social engineering' as described in the Terrorgraph article, then what does that make Scripture classes in primary schools? How come religious indoctrination at age 6 is alright, but teaching Year 9 kids about how to make their gay buddies NOT commit suicide is BRAINWASHING?

Maybe it would be better if we didn't teach our kids anything about the real world, where there's homos and cross dressers and prostitutes and poor people and immigrants and Muslims and people with AIDS?

Maybe it would be better if we created an entire new generation of backwards, ultra conservative redneck fuckups who don't have a problem with bombing a bunch of Arabs or imprisoning a bunch of refugee's children as long as INTEREST RATES WERE LOW AND THE FAGS WERE KEPT OUT OF OUR SCHOOLS AND FORCED INTO THE ENTERTAINMENT AND INTERIOR DESIGN INDUSTRIES WHERE THEY BELONG


Isn't that right, Carson?


"I don't deserve tolerance!"

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahaha. Is this penance for renouncing greenpeace

Anonymous said...

hey tommy, you got to use a second picture of your hero, im so happy for you. btw whats emphathy

Anonymous said...

It is because 13 year old children should be taught useful curriculum that does not focus on relationships not recognised by Australian law. Or is it productive to waste time for bleeding hearts?

Anonymous said...

hey victor, go marry your cousin

Tommy said...

Last time I checked Victor, anti-discrimination laws in all states included clauses to prevent discrimination based on sexuality. Just because gays can't get married doesn't mean jack shit.

Anonymous said...

I reckon vic has a bit of a point. It is a waste of time 'teaching' kids that young about planning a gay marriage... how about a regular one? I am all for non descrimiation but real problem here is the media making such a big issue out of something trivial... damn media students hehe

Tommy said...

No but the lessons weren't about how to plan a gay marriage or anything like that. It was just to get kids to pretend, for a few minutes in one class once in their entire school life, that they were homos. If it was something like you've described I'd think it was stupid too, but it was just trying to put Year 9 kids in somebody else's shoes for a while. I don't get how that's brainwashing by 'bleeding hearts'.

And yeah it's a big time media beat-up, but if it wasn't for newspapers making big issues out of trivial things we wouldn't have anything to talk about

Anonymous said...

Geez last time I try to mediate an argument *runs for cover*

Anonymous said...

its called empathy some people should really try it

Anonymous said...

Why don't we make kids in scripture pray to Allah aswell as God? Protestants pray to Mary? Empathy for all that way.

Anonymous said...

Hey bitch (aka Tommy), POST SOMETHING, then maybe we can stop talking about this

Anonymous said...

Hey bitch (aka Tommy), POST SOMETHING, then maybe we can stop talking about this

Anonymous said...

Hey bitch (aka Tommy, POST SOMETIHNG, then maybe we can stop talking about this

Anonymous said...

Tommy

Anonymous said...

Tommmmmmy

Anonymous said...

please tommy I'm really bored

Anonymous said...

I'll start leaving feminist propaganda in my comments

Anonymous said...

I will

Anonymous said...

I'm warning you

Anonymous said...

your such a ho

Anonymous said...

"Feminism is the radical notion that women are human beings"
-Cheris Kramerae, author of A Feminist Dictionary, 1996.

Anonymous said...

"Feminism has fought no wars. It has killed no opponents. It has set up no concentration camps, starved no enemies, practiced no cruelties. Its
battles have been for education, for the vote, for better working conditions.. for safety on the streets... for child care, for social welfare...for rape crisis
centers, women's refuges, reforms in the law." (If someone says) 'Oh, I'm not a feminist,' (I ask) 'Why? What's your problem?'"
- Dale Spender, author of
For the Record: The Making & Meaning of Feminist Knowledge, 1985

Anonymous said...

"I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist."
- Sally Kempton, journalist

Anonymous said...

"I used to go on college campuses 25 years ago and announce I was a feminist, and people thought it meant I believed in free love and was available for a quick hop in the sack. ... Now I go on college campuses and say I'm a
feminist, and half of them think it means I'm a lesbian. How'd we get from there to here without passing "Go"?
- Molly Ivins, political columnist for the Fort Worth Star-Telegram & NPR
commentator

Anonymous said...

and for the sake of balance:
Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
(Rev. Pat Robertson,
1992 Republican Convention