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I haven't posted in a while because, well, to be honest, my heart was broken on Saturday the 18th of June 2005. Sure, me and Katie Holmes haven't seen eye to eye for quite a while now (mainly because I've never met her), but the spark was always there. Even when she was engaged to Oz from American Pie, I knew sooner or later it would all settle down, and she would take her rightful place chained next to me Jabba The Hutt style in holy matrimony.


Nes so fer aus uu Han Sollooooo

At least until she met him.

I mean sure, I haven't starred in awesome movies like Mission Impossible 2, Cocktails and Eyes Wide Shut. Sure I'm not a scientologist. And sure, I haven't gone on the Oprah Winfrey show and raped Oprah


YOU LIKE THAT BITCH?!@

BUT DAMN IT KATIE HOLMES I LOVE YOU

I can't give you marriage proposals on top of the Eiffel Tower like he can. I can't give you millions of dollars and the promise of eternal life if you just give the Church of Scientoligy your gate percentages from Batman Begins, but you know what I can give you? Something that he, with all his money and all his connections, can never give you?

My heart, Katie Holmes.




My heart.



call me.