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An actual 'Letter to the Editor' from the July FOXTEL Magazine:

WWE SMACKED DOWN

I am writing to complain about the atrocious wrestling match on May 8 called SmackDown. I was not the only one who was absolutely disgusted about the way three supposedly intelligent individuals were allowed to conduct an anything goes assault on one poor individual.
Now, to my way of thinking you wouldn't recieve this barbaric treatment in a war. The referee and the promotors of this disgusting event should be charged with aggravated assault. This is only encouraging people, and in particular children, to become violent towards one another.

D Gregory, QLD.

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From the way that letter is written, I'm going to guess the person who sent it in would be about forty years old, probably more. First of all, 'Smackdown' is the name of the SHOW, not the name of the 'match'. Second of all, what have professional wrestlers ever done to make you think they're 'supposedly intelligent', and third of all 'you wouldn't receive this kind of barbaric treatment in a war'?!

"What happened to you while you were in the prison camp soldier?"

"The Nazis sir... they.... they pretended to kick me, oh god it was horrible sarge, they slapped the sides of their legs to make it sound as if the kicks were actually real but they WEREN'T SARGE!@ THEY WEREN'T REAL!@"

"It's ok son you're safe from those barbarians now"


You know what's worse than encouraging children to be violent? Letting children become grown adults without telling them that PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING IS FAKE so they write pooncy letters to Foxtel Magazine and use the word 'individual' twice in one sentence.

Nice one, D. Gregory from Queensland. More like.... Dickhead Gregory from QLD.

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