Hassling The Heff
Bill Heffernan is a Liberal Senator for NSW, and one of J-Ho's oldest buddies in Parliament. He's also known for doing some pretty outrageous stuff, like calling Justice Michael Kirby a pedo under the cover of parliamentary privilege, or handing out Green Party How-To-Vote cards at the most recent NSW State Election and yelling about how they wanted to give drugs to your kids.
Basically, he's awesome. He's like a nice glass of Mark Latham, aged to perfection. And today, he got in trouble for some more stuff.
yeah, i just shat myself, what are you gunna do about itFirst, he said that Priests should be allowed to marry because "Priests, like the rest of us, wake up with a horn at four in the morning."
Considering Heffer is 64, I'm impressed. I also feel sorry for his wife. Speaking of chicks, Heffer's next target wasn't Holy Morning Glories, but a woman whose body could turn a Catholic Priest straight - Julia Gillard.
Heffer said that Julia would never be fit to become Prime Minister because she's "deliberately barren". This leads to a thought more disturbing than a Priest's boner - just exactly how fertile do you have to be to become Prime Minister?
ew.
33 comments:
You.... you find Julia Gillard attractive?
Excuse me. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
it was a joke
nothing can turn a catholic priest straight
The Heffinator IS awesome.
Ive got a triple J poster signed by Ross Noble that simply says 'GO THE HEFF' cause i told ross i lived next to him. Which i do.
In other criminal action, like 3 days after the Bill lost his license for driving hit/stoned (yet to confirm) i caught the big man driving, not only a car, not only a truck...but a TRACTOR! whilst on his phone.
And his neice is hot.
I loved how Heffernan said Kirby is a homosexual pedophile.
He got that half right.
Oh and Tommy, if you find Gillard attractive, you are Wack capital letter!
I don't know about attractive, but she's a fire hazzard if the sun hits her!
Actually, the rumor i heard is that the heat generated from Julia Gillards hair provides enough energy to fuel the labor/liberal smear machine for the entire election period!
That and my dick.
Ziiiiiiing.
Actually, the rumor i heard is that the heat generated from Julia Gillards hair provides enough energy to fuel the labor/liberal smear machine for the entire election period!
That and my dick.
Ziiiiiiing.
That joke was so good i posted it twice.
Yeah. you heard me, twice!
You just made me come.
Lay Off Catholicism.
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Wow, who did that?
BILL IS THAT YOU!?!
Tommy do you feel proud that this is technically via post count your most popular blog ever?
http://socko.blogspot.com/search/label/Comment%20Wars
there's been more
and not all from the same fag!
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