Saturday, February 3

Video Blog #7 - The Good, The Bad, and the Youtube

Today's main event, top-of-the-bill, 10% of gross plus merchandise clip of the month - The World's Worst Stand-Up Comedian. He has a Kramer-like meltdown, except instead of calling people niggers, he tells them to 'LOOK AT MY BICEP!@' Then he flexes his tricep.

Also, the chick that heckles him sounds like Lois from Family Guy.



Speaking of the Guy, here's a montage of clips where Meg gets insulted/beaten. Because Family Guy's still cool, two years after it stopped being cool.

Speaking of no longer cool...... MIDGETS ON SPRINGER~! JE-RRY! JE-RRY! JE-RRY!!

Wrestling is still cool. Wrestling announcers reading their scripts on camera? Not so cool. (To skip bad wrestling storylines, jump to the good bit - 2min49secs)

How to open a beer bottle with a piece of paper (brew ha ha krew represent)

Bill Gates crashes on The Daily Show. Nyahhh@!

Keeping it geeky, the Nintendo Superfan. He is like Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons, mixed with a Sumo, mixed with a bitchy transvestite with a lisp. Mixed with Napoleon Dynamite. And a fat guy. And a dumpster.

He ate Mario


Dans ta gueule!!

Bride to be freaks out over how she looks and cuts her hair like a crazy bitch. Friends try to fix the problem by offering her champagne and laughing. Later, her husband sees this video and is glad he slept with her bridesmaid.

My favourite video of today's post, and not just because I'm racist - Japanese people make funny noises when they see ultra-slow mo shrimp.


YATAA!!!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

youre sposed to go to the gym three times a week and you cant tell the difference between flexing your bicep and flexing your tricep?

Anonymous said...

did you watch the video, professor ar-tard? he flexes his tricep

Anonymous said...

he points at his bicep but he flexes his tricep

Anonymous said...

the following has been quoted from one of many bodybuilding websites that gives you a turtorial on mandatory poses for competition.

"Front Double Biceps:

You can keep your feet together or you can put your weight on one foot while you put the other foot to the side. You then flex both biceps, while spreading out your lats at the same time."
(this pose is done above your head with your arms at 90 degrees.)

"Side Triceps:

You do almost the exact same pose as in the side chest. You turn to the side then bend your knees again, then u flex the calve facing the judges. You will 'extend your arm' and show off your triceps, the arm facing the judges, then bring your opposite arm across to squeeze your pecs"

(I have highlighted the part about extending your arm straight)

so cock faces although for the most part of his arm all you see is his tricep this doesn't change the fact that his arm is bent at 90 degrees i.e a bicep curl instead of extended straight i.e a tricep extension/flex!!!

Anonymous said...

so how come his tricep flexes?