Oops I Checked Into Rehab and Shaved My Head and Will Probably Accidentally Kill My Child.... again

So, Britney shaved her head. A few days old, I know, but good on you Brit. The buzzcut is quite easily the coolest of all haircuts, even if sometimes people say you look like a kid from Camp Quality. Every day is a bonus.

This led to an onslaught of dodgy newspaper headlines, like 'Britney Shears', 'Snip Me Baby One More Time', 'Headline Writer Fired For Bad Puns' and multiple variations of 'Oops' by unoriginal dorks with no creativity left after that fantastic blog where he said he didn't like Indians.

But, with Britney being the queen of the tabloids, her new hairstyle has sent shockwaves through Hollywood. Stars are clamouring over themselves to jump on the 'leukemia victim' bandwagon. Bald is the new blue. (blue was the new black).

Take a look. First, our own big Russ got in on the action..



Then, wary of his Oscar-rival, America's favourite actor Tom Hanks joined the bald club. Though, it might have been because of his next film : Philadelphia 2: Electric Boogaloo.



Even declining stars have gotten in on the action. Comedian and actress Whoopi Goldberg, desperate for attention, shaved off her famous dreadlocks...



And finally, don't think Russ was the only Aussie to go bald. Even some desperate, old, over-the-hill Australian stars decided to go for the bald look too...





I really need to get over John Howard.