The Rudd Blog

Now that Beazley fat jokes are officially past their use-by date, it's time to look to the future. Generational change and all that jazz. With K-Rudd in the Opposition Leader's chair, shit comedians like Wil Anderson and myself can no longer rely on Beazley fat jokes when they've got nothing else. Sure, you can make a joke about Janette Howard giving Kim Beazley a handjob, but that's not really suitable for all crowds.

We don't need to debate K-Rudd's chances at the next election, or talk about his policy announcements, or how he'll perform in parliament, we need to figure out a quick, easy joke that will grow completely unfunny in a few months.

I've analysed every possibility, and come up with a shortlist. I'll talk it over with Wil, Rove and Kochie, then we'll make a final decision. Here are the final three.





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