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Mel Gibson is sure in a lot of trouble. First, he's caught drunk driving. Then, a gossip blog finds a photo of Mel, drunk out of his mind, alongside some ugly skank.



And to top it all off, he puts himself in a pantload of shit by blaming the 'fucking Jews' for all the 'wars in the world'. Which, technically, is correct. Steven Spielberg did direct War of The Worlds. But attacking Jews is not the best way to look after your career in Hollywood. I'm sure the Weinstein's at Miramax, or Michael Eisner, or former WCW World Heavyweight Champion Bill Goldberg won't be lining up to work with Mel now. And if he thinks he has a chance in hell of making a buddy flick with Kyle's Jewish Cousin Kyle from South Park, he's got another thing coming.

But focusing on Mel's hate of the circumcised ignores the bigger crime.

From the original report on TMZ.com

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Yes. Mel Gibson is Anti-Sugar Tits.

Sugartititis is a painful condition affecting thousands of women world-wide. For many, it means they are unable to breastfeed their own children, due to risks of a sugar-overload. Lactation from Sugartititis sufferers was revered as a delicacy in many African nations for centuries, where the 'lucky' women afflicted by the disease were forcefully milked. Surprisingly, a job as a Sugartititis Milker was not sought after by African males, because even they don't find black chicks attractive.

Colonisation saw the practice spread quickly to the Western world, and the use of industrial milking machines quickly streamlined the entire process. Today, excretions from Sugartititis sufferers are available in many different forms and in most major supermarkets. They are commonly known as 'Sweetened Condensed Milk'.

So while you watch as the world's media attacks Mel Gibson for daring to blame the world's problems on one single religion, spare a thought for the silent victims of this whole event. Those sweet, sweet, silent sugar titties.