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You'd think the whole rescue of Todd Russell and Brant 'Typo On My Birth Certificate' Webb business would have provided me with a veritable goldmine of material to blog about, but as you can see from that first sentence, the best I could come up with was a bad pun.

I was thinking of doing a little bit of graphical satire by making a diagram of the thick, rocky media deals Brant and Todd will have to dig their way through, but that ended up being stupid. Actually, it was probably stupid from the start. I was going to have a little picture of Naomi Robson with tentacles though, that might have saved it. And I think I've written too much about the news media in the past few weeks, somebody might mistake my blog for Media Watch, and me for whatever dyke hosts that now.

And next, is Batman giving your fat kids kitchen germs?

Then there's the Budget that Peter Costello handed down last night, which was... boring. Having done 11 Budgets in a row, Costello is the only person in Australia who thinks John Wood should have waited longer to get the Gold Logie. Haven't really read enough about the budget to bitch about it, but I'm sure there's something in there I could blog about. So let's pretend there is, and I did, and it was really good and got 12 comments.

What's with those anonymous comment dicks anyway. It's more fun to tool someone if you use a fake name. Like that time I pretended I was a woman and entered the Big Brother house under the name of 'Tilli'.