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So, Tony Blair addressed Parliament today, and I'm a mark for his voice so I thought I'd chuck on Sky News. As is the custom, before Blair addressed the colony, he was introduced by both the Prime Minister and the Leader of the No-Porno-sition. Basically, the two compete to see who can compliment Blair the most, without sounding like an arselicker.

Anyway, Howard is verbally fellating the UK PM TB, and drops in a quote from some Arch Bishop friend of Tony who said 'The thing you need to understand about Tony Blair is that he's Australian'. After the quote, Howard defies the laws of comedy and MAKES A JOKE, saying 'In light of that Mr. Prime Minister - where the hell have you been?', a lovely tip of the hat to the current Australian tourism ad.



The only problem, the SNIVELLY NOSED LITTLE TURD DIDN'T SAY 'BLOODY'!

The ad goes 'Where the bloody hell are you?'. What kind of a message does Howard's omission send to our children, to our children's children, to our children's children's adopted child who they don't like as much as their real ones? 'Bloody' is not a swear word. You can say it in Parliament ('Conga line of suckholes' is also acceptable). 'Bloody' is said by Australians from all walks of life, every single day. It is perhaps the most important word in the Australian vernacular. 'Bluddy hell' is what Australians say when they drop something on their toe, or when they see something amazing, or when John Howard gets re-elected. Bloody is... it's....

It's beautiful.

And if Howard doesn't feel comfortable dropping the b-bomb, then I am going to pull out the big guns and call him something horrible, the very worst curse in Australian English.

You, Mr Howard are UN-AUSTRALIAN




Oh yeah Vince McMahon, I said it


Take that Howard