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Things You Can Buy With $117 Million

• A one-night new release DVD hire for every single Australian
• The contracts of the top 25 players in every NRL Team (except for the Roosters)
• A one-night stand with Elisha Cuthbert (price may decrease depending on buyer's age and ugliness)
• 6157895 buzzcuts at Mimmo's Men's Barbers, Winston Hills
• The Republic of Kiribati, an island nation in the Pacific, with change left over to buy a sizeable chunk of Palau
• Two Boost Juices
• The Australian Federal Government's total advertising budget, including $25.9 million alone in the month of October, the largest single monthly ad buy in Australian advertising history. Includes over 12,600 TV spots, 11,000 of which were reserved for Work Choices. A total of 91.7 hours of Work Choices ads, almost four days worth, in October alone.
• The support and complicity of the Australian media in the upcoming federal election campaign, due to the Government lining Packer, Stokes, Murdoch and the Fairfax's pockets with $117 million of premium-rate advertising
• A whole bunch of handys