Well, the verdict in the Shapelle Corby trial is to be handed down this Friday in an Indonesian Court/Bingo Hall, so what better time to launch my first ever Shapelle Corby Verdict Betting Sweepstakes!
Currently, the odds are looking something like this:
- Shapelle found guilty, Women's Weekly runs story on 'Shapelle's Heartbreak', A Current Affair have exclusive interview with Shapelle's ex-husband followed by story on which brand of cereal contains the most fat - 3/2
- Shapelle found innocent, signs exclusive contract with Channel Nine, gives interview with 60 Minutes then stars in next series of 'Celebrity Overhaul' - 13/1
- Shapelle found guilty, then freed from cell by a crack team of commandos with nothing to lose and everything to gain, led by John Howard and the reanimated corpse of Frank Sinatra - 17/1
- Indonesia provides a white person with a fair trial without any tampering of evidence to prove it's an actual functioning democracy and not a tinpot half-baked excuse for a country that will never be taken seriously while it sentences dope smugglers to death and only gives the mastermind of the Bali Bombings a few months in jail - 1,230,492/1
Send in your bets via cheque, money order or naked photos including a stamped, self-addressed envelope and the keys to your house
12 comments:
That was funny
Tommy for president!!!!
nice tommy nice. hey did you catch what Micheal T Elliot said about the indonseian courts. he called them stupid for not speaking english, then said they were all just stupid monkeys and that all they really wanted is a banana (B is Banana B-A-N-A-N-A)
Poose who is Michael T Elliot? Is he a Triple J guy
nah man. this was on 2GB
"I believe right now Bambam Yodhoyono is sitting up there and his hands are tied because it’s a legal matter. Wham Bam Thank You Mam Yiddi-yono is going to be called into all of these — well, that’s what he is, isn’t he — have you ever seen them? Whoa, give them a banana and away they go ..." - 15 May 2005
and on another occassion
"Malcolm: The judges don’t even speak English, mate, they’re straight out of the trees if you excuse my expression.
Caller: Don’t you think that disrespects the whole of our neighbouring nation?
Malcolm: I have total disrespect for our neighbouring nation my friend. Total disrespect.
And then we get this joke of a trial, and it’s nothing more than a joke. An absolute joke the way they sit there. And they do look like the three wise monkeys, I’ll say it. They don’t speak English, they read books, they don’t listen to her. They show us absolutely no respect those judges."
he also said
"What about that little midget woman who was up there, what was her name? Midget. Who was the president? Megawati. Megawati midget, yeah. Goodness."
good old 2GB
Hahahahahahahahahaha
I like the cut of his jib
he he he I love talkback radio
Ah Yes 2gb, with Alan "There's FUCKING DUST EVERYWHERE" Jones
Isn't it cool when everyone leaves their names in comments
who the hell is marine?
oh. its Carl isn't it?
Yeah sure why not
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