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Game 1 of the State of Origin was on last night FUCKING KIMMORLEY WITH HIS SHITTYFUCEKINKICKS , it was an absolute cracker. Of course, KIMROELYEIWHT DIE DIE DIE there was one player who didn't really live up to the hype, and that was NSW Halfback Brett Kimmorley. Now, I'm not one to get vindictive when a footy team loses UFCKINE GKIMMORLEY PIECE OF FUCKING SHITE OH I MIGHT THROW AN INTERCEPT PASS BECAUSE I LIKE DICK but Kimmorley really needs to lift his game if he wants to play in the big leagues. 4 of his 5 kicks in the first ten minutes were horrible, his attacking options HOPE HE GETS FUCKING HIT BY A CAR WHEN HE'S FUCKING WLAKING WITH HSI WBOYFRIEND were weak, and he made a few monumental stuff-ups that surely cost NSW the game (his intercepted pass in golden point, missed conversion, offside penalty). I think Brett Kimmorley is an excellent player FUCKEING PIECE OF SHIT SHORT LITTLEF FUCKE RIWTH TINY DICK but I don't think he should be selected for Game 2.

Anyway, what's in the past is in the past, there's no point bitching about it. You tried your best Brett, and that's all we can ask for.


I will now leave you with a photo of Brett Kimmorley being sexually assaulted by a North American Grizzly Bear