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Back when I was younger, I used to love reading the comics on the back page of the Daily Telegraph, just under the TV Guide. They used to run comics like Garfield and Swamp, and were always good for a laugh. But, they also used to run another comic. A cartoon about a dog and its daily thoughts. The cartoon was called Fred Basset.

Fred Basset was an evil comic.

It was a comic so brutally unfunny, so consistently and blatantly horrible that it defied belief. I can't even begin to describe how bad Fred Basset was, so I will let Fred do that for you himself.



How is this funny?!

'Jim I've got this idea for a great comic. 'Dogs like chocolate'
'Mike that's incredible, you should have a sydnicated comic that runs in every newspaper in the world'

And if that wasn't bad enough




The only thing Fred Basset forgets there is the PUNCH LINE

And when all else fails, when the cartoonist is all out of completely un-funny situations to put this completely un-funny dog in, this fucker Basset resorts to the cheapest comedy available - making fun of retards





What an ass


And this comic is like fifteen years old! Printed EVERY single day! For fifteen years!@ The only thing that has been that consistently unfunny for that long is Rove McManus!@

The world is a horrible place